Green squalor

For the ones who were following my previous adventures on my French blog, they already know that I'm not really what we could call a Green Thumb...
I must even confess, that being a plant in my apartment is a pretty tough job...
Enrole only if you're a suicidal bonsai, a masochist ficus or a cactus which has already been living in very extreme conditions...

Usually, I just forgot to water my plants (my mini-palm-tree tried to warn me by getting its leaves yellow, just before dying...).
I also succeeded in poisoning another one with some diet Coke, once...
And this time, I've managed a brand new achievement !?...

I've realized, that, non content with growing 3 little plants in my room, I'm also growing microbes on them.
Some kind of fungus or whatever.
It looks like some white moss, delicately laid between the leaves...

But this must be a very nice kind of parasite, because all these little plant and microbial creatures seem to live in a perfect harmony.

I may just be too much ahead of my time and simply be a misunderstood discoverer of the growing from the third millenium.